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Dance F​*​*​*​*​r Dance: An Offspring Mashup Album

by iWillBattle

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What a Fab-Fuckin-Tastic Album 😍

I Love That It Is "the Offspring" In Every Track Vs Others On the Whole Album ☺️👍

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Out Of 5 Beers 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Kindly Lars, Denmark 🇩🇰

... Favorite track: BlackRio (The Offspring x Duran Duran).
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1.
[Verse 1] Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet [Pre-Chorus] Now dance, fucker, dance man, he never had a chance And no one even knew it was really only you And now you steal away, take him out today Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid [Chorus] With a thousand lies and a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes, hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away, nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives [Verse 2] Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight So play it out, I'm wide-awake, it's a scene about me There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me [Pre-Chorus] Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance And no one even knew, it was really only you And now you'll lead the way, show the light of day Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid, trust deceived [Chorus] With a thousand lies and a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes, hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away, nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives [Bridge] Now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance And no one even knew, it was really only you So dance, fucker, dance, I never had a chance It was really only you [Chorus] With a thousand lies and a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes, hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away, nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives [Outro] Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies Hit 'em right between the eyes, hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away, nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives
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[Verse 1] If you could only read my mind You would know that things between us ain't right I know your arms are open wide But you're a little on the straight side, I can't lie [Pre-Chorus 1] Your one vice Is you're too nice Come around now, can't you see? [Chorus 1] I want you, all tattooed I want you bad Complete me, mistreat me I want you to be bad, bad, bad, bad, bad [Verse 2] If you could only read my mind You would know that I've been waiting so long For someone almost just like you But with attitude, I'm waiting, so come on [Pre-Chorus 2] Get out of clothes time Grow out those highlights Come around now, can't you see? [Chorus 2] I want you, in a vinyl suit I want you bad Complicated, x-rated I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Bad [Bridge] Don't get me wrong I know you're only being good But that's what's wrong I guess I just misunderstood [Chorus 3] I want you, all tattooed I want you bad Complicated, x-rated I want you bad [Outro] I mean it, I need it I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Bad, really, really bad
3.
[Verse 1] Look at me, I'm fallin' off of a cliff now I can still hear my mama yelling, "No! No! No!" But the words mean nothin', can't catch up to me now The view is so beautiful all the way down When I was a little boy suckin' juice from a bottle Believing my perceptions were oh so real But I didn't know nothin', still, knowing nothin' Was just enough for me to know the way I feel [Chorus] This is life What a fucked-up thing we do What a nightmare come true Or a playground, if we choose And I choose [Verse 2] Look at me, I'm swollen like a banana fish now I'm never gonna make it, make it out of my hole But I keep on laughin', doesn't really matter There's dozens of reasons for explaining my soul When I was a teenager, suckin' booze with the Vatos Discussing who was gonna live to be twenty-one They said they wouldn't make it; they didn't make it We're all naked when the day is said and done [Chorus] This is life What a fucked-up thing we do What a nightmare come true Or a playground, if we choose And I choose [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Don't know who made this all come true Now, while you're here, just gotta do What you gotta do One, two, three, four! [Interlude] Ooh-woah-ooh-woah-ooh-woah-ooh [Verse 3] Now, if I wasn't such a weenie, do you think you'd still love me? Pretending I'm an airplane on the living room floor Like a lovely generator, you stand right by me And if words were wisdom, I'd be talkin' even more So I keep on fallin' as I'm lookin' back above me Watching as my mama just becomes a little dot (Dot!) Now I'm, I'm like DeNiro, I'm Amarillo And I'll never know when I hit the ground [Chorus] This is life What a fucked-up thing we do What a nightmare come true Or a playground, if we choose Said choose Said choose And I choose
4.
[Verse 1] The winds of fortune Don't blow the same She had to get out And make a change She had a kid now But much too young That baby daddy's out having fun [Chorus 1] He's saying "I'm on a roll With all the girls I know" His baby momma She ain't so slow He's saying "I'm on a roll With all the girls I know" I know you wanna hit that I know you wanna hit that, hit that All the world is gettin' with, I say Consequences are a lot, but hey That's the way it That's the way things go [Verse 2] What was a family Is now a shell We're raising kids now Who raise themselves Sex is a weapon And it's like a drug It gets him right into that grave that he just dug [Chorus 2] She's saying "I'm on the run I'm chasing guys for fun" Her baby daddy It ain't his only one She's saying "I'm on the run I'm chasing guys for fun" I know you wanna hit that I know you wanna hit that, hit that Everybody's gettin' with, I say Consequences are a lot, but hey That's the way it That's the way things go [Bridge] Well it winds up, broken up, really such a shame But why not take a chance, everything's a game And it don't stop hooking up, nothing's gonna change The more he's trying The more he's buying [Chorus 3] He says "I'm on a roll With all the girls I know" His baby momma Don't need to know He's saying "I'm on a roll With all the girls I know" I know you wanna hit that I know you wanna hit that, hit that All the world is gettin' with, I say Consequences are a lot, but hey That's the way it That's the way things go
5.
[Intro] Hey, man, you know I'm really okay The gun in my hand will tell you the same But when I'm in my car, don't give me no crap ’Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap [Verse 1] When I go driving, I stay in my lane But getting cut off, it makes me insane I open the glove box, reach inside I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride [Chorus] I guess I got a bad habit Of blowin' away (Yeah, Yeah) I got a bad habit (Yeah, Yeah) And it ain't goin' away (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) [Verse 2] They say the road is a dangerous place If you flip me off, I'll get in your face If you drive on my ass, your foot's on the gas And your next breath is your last [Chorus] I guess I got a bad habit Of blowin' away (Yeah, Yeah) I got a bad habit (Yeah, Yeah) And it ain't goin' away (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) [Bridge] Drivers are rude Such attitudes But when I show my piece Complaints cease Something's odd I feel like I'm God You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker! [Refrain] I open the glove box Reach inside I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride [Chorus] I guess I got a bad habit Of blowin' away (Yeah, Yeah) I got a bad habit (Yeah, Yeah) And it ain't goin' away (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) [Outro] Yeah (Yeah, Yeah) Yeah, oh
6.
[Verse 1] When we were young the future was so bright (Whoa) The old neighborhood was so alive (Whoa) And every kid on the whole damn street (Whoa) Was gonna make it big and not be beat Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (Whoa) The kids are grown up but their lives are worn (Whoa) How can one little street Swallow so many lives? [Chorus] Chances thrown, nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard, hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams (Go!) [Verse 2] Jamie had a chance, well she really did (Whoa) Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids (Whoa) Mark still lives at home 'cause he's got no job (Whoa) He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot Jay committed suicide (Whoa) Brandon OD'd and died (Whoa) What the hell is going on? The cruelest dream, reality [Chorus] Chances thrown, nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard, hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams (Go!) [Chorus] Chances thrown, nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard, hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams
7.
[Intro] Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh, oh-oh-oh) [Verse 1] We're gonna hang 'em high We're gonna shoot straight up in the air This eye is for an eye No need to ask and no need to care, yeah [Pre-Chorus 1] Well, don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy When you see all the hell that we're raisin' (Raisin') Don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy 'Cause the truth is what we're erasing And so I, I'm doing it all for you I, I'm doing it all for you [Chorus 1] Oh, baby, let the bad times roll Machiavelli flow (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Hey, Lincoln, how does your grave roll? (Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh) Takе what's right and make it wrong Make it up as I go along Let mе know when you decide Apathy or suicide Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh-oh-oh-oh) [Verse 2] Now it was all a lie But that bitch won't get in my way Keep shoutin' what I like, "Lock her up, lock her up" Now that's a good one, I gotta say, yeah [Pre-Chorus 2] Well, don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy When you see all the hell that we're raisin' (Raisin') Don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy 'Cause the truth is what we're erasing And so I, I'm turning my back on you I, I'm turning my back on you [Chorus 2] Oh, baby, let the bad times roll On a stripper pole (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, fuck it, let the bad times roll (Oh, oh-oh-oh) (Fuck it, fuck it) Mexicans and blacks and Jews Got it all figured out for you Gonna build a wall, let you decide Apathy or suicide Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh-oh-oh-oh) [Post-Chorus] Now I'm letting the bad times roll (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Doing it all for you I'm doing it all for you [Chorus 3] Oh, baby, let the bad times roll Machiavelli flow (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Hey, Lincoln, how does your grave roll? (Oh, oh-oh-oh) Take what's right and make it wrong Make it up as I go along Let me know when you decide Apathy or suicide Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh, oh-oh-oh) Oh, baby, let the bad times roll Let me know when you decide Apathy or suicide Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Fuck it, fuck it) Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
8.
[Verse 1] In this world of hate and shallowness Where enemies become your consolation And those of us who win the game Give up their minds I don't call that winning Say this doesn't apply to you But ask yourself first What have I done today to win the game And just what have I sacrificed [Chorus 1] Win the battle or lose the war I know I've played the game before When people were still real I don't want this anymore It's time for me to close the door There's nothing left to feel [Verse 2] Reflect on all our yesterdays My own words choke me Why were they spoken Regret for things I've said and done Just can't compare with Regret for those that I have never tried So blame this world or blame yourself It's really all the same When you are standing on that precipice From which you just cannot return [Chorus 1] Win the battle or lose the war I know I've played the game before When people were still real I don't want this anymore It's time for me to close the door There's nothing left to feel [Verse 3] In the style of forgotten men I look to my horizon I see nothing While thoughts of guns and desecration Sweep through my mind But only coffins and bones remain As I look to you The emptiness behind your eyes Seals my decision Can't carry on in a world of jugglers Where all this thoughtlessness And bludgeonings your key to success What kind of tradition to carry on [Chorus 2] Blackball‚ The new disease Blackball‚ The new disease Blackball‚ Your evil ways have found Their way inside me Blackball‚ The new disease Blackball‚ The new disease Blackball‚ For a better life in this High-tech dog-eat-dog existence [Chorus 1] Win the battle or lose the war I know I've played the game before When people were still real I don't want this anymore It's time for me to close the door There's nothing left to feel
9.
[Verse 1] In my own simple way I think she wants me only She said come over right away But she's just not that way Her little soul is stolen See her put on a brand-new face [Chorus] Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so But love you more I'm so elastic The things you say The games you play Dirty magic [Verse 2] I should know better than To think I'd reach inside her It's all a cloudy kind of daze She's not so sweet today She mocks me, I'm no fighter It all just seems like such a waste [Chorus] Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so But love you more I'm so elastic The things you say The games you play Dirty magic [Bridge] It's oversimplified It's oversimplified It's oversimplified [Chorus] Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so But love you more I'm so elastic The things you say The games you play Dirty magic
10.
[Verse 1] Take me for a ride, I'm the one you pushed aside But it's coming back to you Ya it's coming back to you Run to the sound, take it back and double down Cause it's coming back to you Ya it's coming back to you [Chorus] Ahh well we're pouring gasoline So dance around the fire that we once believed in Ahh and we'll never be the same now Cause there's nothing left for us to bleed Give it up the champions of greed So come around and have another round on me Dance fucker dance let the motherfucker burn! [Verse 2] Snake is in the grass while you're living in the past Saying whatcha gonna do? Ya whatcha gonna do? Earn never learn we'll be cheering while it burns And we're coming after you Ya we're coming after you Slim Pickens well he does the right thing And he rides the bomb to hell Ya he rides the bomb to hell Watch the pulse it quickens after every little sting If you're gonna go to hell Drink it up you might as well [Pre-Chorus] Are you really gonna take it like that? Riding on a missile with a cowboy hat [Chorus] Ahh well the world is gonna end So dance around the fire that we once believed in I wanna tear it down again now Cause there's nothing left for us to bleed Give it up the sons of anarchy So come around and have another round on me Dance fucker dance let the motherfucker burn! [Pre-Chorus] Are you really gonna take it like that? Riding on a missile with a baseball bat [Chorus] Ahh well we're pouring gasoline So dance around the fire that we once believed in Ahh and we'll never be the same The takers and the liars that we all believed in Ahh well we're going down in flames So dance around the fire, we dance around the fire Cause there's nothing left for us to bleed Give it up the champions of greed So come around and have another round on me Dance fucker dance let the motherfucker burn!
11.
[Verse 1] You may push me around But you cannot win You may throw me down But I'll rise again The more you say The more I defy you So get out of my face [Chorus 1] You cannot stop us You cannot bring us down Never give up We go on and on You'll never break us Never bring us down We are alive! [Verse 2] The wind blows I'll lean into the wind My anger grows I'll use it to win The more you say The more I defy you So get out of my way [Chorus 2] All my will All my strength Rip it out Start again [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2][x4] [Bridge] Can you leave it all behind?[x2] Cause you can't go back You can't go back [Chorus 1] [Outro] We are alive Oh no

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Featuring tracks from every Offspring album, this mashup album contrasts Dexter Holland's vocals with floor-filling pop instrumentals.

Featuring the track that Noodles from The Offspring gave 5 stars! Believe The Bad Times (The Offspring x Cher)

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released June 9, 2022

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Rockabilly Wolfman making mashups as a coping mechanism for an increasingly messed up world.

"this past year’s “Best Newcomer” (if we were giving out awards)" - Adriana of BootieMashup

"One of the new breed of mashup producers with old-skool bastard pop flavour and one to watch" - Tim of RadioClash
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